Jokes for kids

• Q. What did the water say to the boat?
• A. Nothing, it just waved.

• Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
• A. He wanted cold hard cash!

• Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
• A. "Is that you mommy?"

• Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
• A. Frostbite.

• Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
• A. They take the psycho path.

• Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
• A. Cell phones.

• Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
• A. Spoiled milk.

• Q. Where do polar bears vote?
• A. The North Poll

• Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
• A. ME!!!

• Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
• A. In snow banks.

• Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
• A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

• Q. What dog keeps the best time?
• A. A watch dog.

• Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
• A. It saw the salad dressing!

• Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
• A. It let out a little wine!

• Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
• A. Put a little boogey in it!

• Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
• A. At the BP station!

• Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
• A. Odor in the court.

• Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
• A. Dam!

• Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
• A. They don't have the guts.